The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Heard:

My mom accidentally book marked the M4M Craigslist page on her Kindle, and now her homepage is a penis and she can’t fix it.

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International…


This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

theswingingsixties:

Jack Nicholson in his yellow Volkswagen convertible, Los Angeles, 1969.

theswingingsixties:

Jack Nicholson in his yellow Volkswagen convertible, Los Angeles, 1969.

hiblair:

ashlandissues:

YES! LET’S DO IT!

YES.